Women - Chambo Kusafirisha Drugs

Hello,
I hope ulikua na weekend njema - whatever that you did I hope ulitenga muda wa ku-spend na family yako. Nimepata fursa ya kupitia gazeti la Tanzania Daima this mornning ambapo caption ya juu kabisa - front page ni hiyo iliyopo kwenye title yetu ya leo...

I quote... "Wataalamu wa Tume ya Taifa ya Kudhibiti Mihadarati iliyowasilisha mada na kuonyesha mikanda ya video kwa wabunge juzi mjini Dodoma, ndio waliofichua mbinu hii. "Hivi sasa wasafirishaji wameanza kuwatumia wanawake kwa kuwa matumbo yao yana uwezo wa kubeba mzigo mkubwa zaidi kuliko wanaume."   Wataalamu hao walibainisha kuwa wanawake wana uwezo wa kutunza mimba ambayo mtoto anaweza kuzaliwa na zaidi ya kilo moja; hivyo inakuwa rahisi kwa mwanamke kubeba mzigo mzito, ndiyo maana wamekuwa kivutio kikubwa kwa wafanyabiashara wa mihadarati"

Mmmhhh.. Kuna utata hapa... Ninavyojua mimi Women wana matumbo mawili - Stomach ya kawaida ya chakula na Tumbo la uzazi - Womb au Uterus ambapo kulingana na online dictionary inasema ni - . A hollow muscular organ located in the pelvic cavity of female mammals in which the fertilized egg implants and develops. Also called womb.

Sasa hawa wataalamu wetu wanatoaje kigezo kua a woman can carry a child tumboni kwake kwa hiyo ukubwa wa uwezo wa tumbo la mwanamke is what inapelekea hawa wauza mihadarati kutumia wanawake. Wanaongelea tumbo lipi? Even if mimi as a woman nina tumbo kubwa it does'nt mean kuwa naweza kula Unga wa ugali wa kilo nzima na zaidi!
Plus Mtoto hakai kwenye stomach ya kawaida jamaniiiii.... Anakaa kwenye womb ndo inaweza kutanuka slowly as the foetus grows.. And kama wanaingiza hizo drugs kwenye womb wanaingizaingizaje?
Hawa wataalamu jamani mi nawaonea au what do you think? Tena wamewasilisha bungeni? Jamaniiiii...
Tell me what you think.....  

Have a blissfull day
xoxo

For the woman ...

           

 

 

 

 

              

                                          

 By Vernon J. Davis Jr.

Author of  " Love Is The Beautiful Black Woman"

BEAUTIFUL  BLACK  WOMAN,  YOUR  BEAUTY  IS  SURPASSED 

BY  NONE

BEAUTIFUL  BLACK  WOMAN,  YOUR  SENSUOUS 

SPLENDOR  IS  LIKE  THE  SHINING  SUN 

YOUR WONDROUS  WAYS  COME  FROM  YOUR  SOUL

WHICH  NO  ONE  MAN  MAY  HOPE  TO  CONTROL

BEAUTIFUL  BLACK  WOMAN,  YOU  ARE  THE  GUIDING 

 HOPE  OF  OUR  PEOPLE

BEAUTIFUL  BLACK  WOMAN,  YOUR  MIND  MAINTAINS 

YOUR  GLORIOUS  POWER

BEAUTIFUL  BLACK  WOMAN,  YOUR  SPIRIT  IS 

LIKE  A  SHINING CHURCH  TOWER WHICH  POINTS  THE 

WAY  TO  HEAVEN  ABOVE AND  WHICH 

SEEKS  TO  FIND  TRUE  LOVE

BEAUTIFUL  BLACK  WOMAN,  YOU  ARE  THE  GUIDING 

HOPE  OF  OUR   PEOPLE

BEAUTIFUL  BLACK  WOMAN,  YOUR  TIME  IS  LIKE  A 

PRECIOUS COMMODITY

BEAUTIFUL  BLACK  WOMAN,  YOUR  EBONY  WILL  IS 

STRONG  AND  FREE SO  TAKE  YOUR  PRECIOUS  TIME 

AND  YOUR  DETERMINED  WILL AND  USE  THEM  BOTH  TO 

EMPHASIZE  WHAT  YOU  REALLY  FEEL

BEAUTIFUL  BLACK  WOMAN,  YOU  ARE  THE  GUIDING  HOPE 

OF  OUR  PEOPLE

BEAUTIFUL  BLACK  WOMAN,  IN  YOU  LIES  OUR  FUTURE!

Have a blessed weekend...

xoxo

               By Wak                            BEAUTIFUL  BLACK  WOMAN                  

It's ok kuota...

Im proud kusema kua - kwenye swala hili.. Sooo many women wameweza ku follow their dreams and in the process kutupa sie wanawake wengine motivation and for us kutambua kua - Its only right to dream, follow our dreams and achieving them.
From kina FLorence Nightangle wa miaka 18 kweusi, Marie Curie ( mambo ya physics na chemistry) na mwanamke wa kwanza kushinda Nobel Prize, Fashion designer Coco Chanel ( Listed by TIME magazine as one of the top 100 influential people of the Twentieth Century ),  Annie Besant ( Alikua anafanya campaign za social justice na pia an advocate of women's rights), I cant forget Mother Theresa, Dorothy Hodgkin aliyesaidia kwenye uvumbuzi wa structure ya Penicillin na insulin ambayo ilisaidia a lot na ku improve Health care, Rosa Parks - ukaidi wake kukataa kumpisha mzungu kwenye kiti cha basi ukapelekea the most significant civil rights legislation of American history, BIllie Holiday 'The Fist Lady Of Blues" na wengine weeeengggiiiii... Nisije ishia kuandika novel tu hapa.

Coco Channel

Anyway my point ni kua - hawa wanawake wote hapa walikua na ndoto na wao kujipush na kuweza ku achieve ndoto zao kulibadilisha mambo mengi - lakini the most important ni Wanawake kuchukuliwa more seriously. Huko ni kwa wenyewe. Turudi nyumbani.

Who motivates you, wewe kama mwanamke? Who inspires you? Who do you admire? Usinitajie majina ya kidhungu mie. Im not trying kua racists, I just want na sisi tuwe na our own heroes, our own women movers and shakers. Nitajie wa hapa Tanzania. Industry zipo nyingi tu , so feel free kumtaja yeyote. From Medicine to Politics, Media to Social Work, Sports to Law, Music to Administration, etc etc.....

Tumuweke Mwanamke wa Kitanzania Juu on a steeple - where she belongs...
Namalizia hiviiii...

"The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams." - Oprah Winfrey

Have a blessed day,
xoxo

Swali kwako....

Umeshawahi kusikiliza Wimbo wa Tundaman - Starehe Gharama? I totally love that song... Basically kwa sababu unaongelea ukweli mtupu! I mean kiukweli - Hua una spend how much kwenye starehe? Jaribu kufanya mahesabu.. Last weekend kuanzia Friday hadi Sunday - How much did you spend? Ongezea Transport, Kama ulinunua a new outfit, drinks, ulizonunulia washkaji, smokes, kiingilio cha ulikokwenda.. bla bla etc etc... Imekua how much? Heheheh Starehe Gharama!

Haya, now lets think as women... Ujue kuwa mwanamke ni gharama kubwa sana! Staki kutaja everything manake ni vingi mno. So kwa leo nitagusia mavazi. Kama mwanamke, unahitaji mavazi tofauti tofauti. Wakati unapanga wardrobe yako una classify outfits zako vipi na kwa misingi ipi? Nguo za Church/Mosque, Evening Wear, Girls Night Out, Casual, Za kushindia home, Night Dress... hehehe . The list is endless... How much do you spend kwenye kila class ya vivazi hivi?
Be honest kwenye ku comment and kubaliana nami tu.. Kua Mwanamke Gharama.. Looh!!!!

PS. Nataka kutoa Remix ya Starehe Gharama - Itaitwa Mwanamke Gharama.. Kwa yeyote atakayependa ku feature kwenye wimbo huo tafadhali contact me!

LOL... xoxo
Have a blessed day..

Make Up

Hello my dears,
Kama mwanamke wa the 21st century, moja ya vitu that we can't evade ni make up. Kwa hili naongelea wanja, eye shadow, mascara, lip gloss/ shine/ stick na vikorokoro vingine kibao! Ila the big question is - tunajua make up hizi zinatengenezwa na which ingredients? Last week kwenye Power Breakfast ya Clouds fm kulikua na habari kua mwaka ujao South Africa wataanza kuuza "foreskin" ya vichanga vilivyotairiwa zitakazouzwa Ulaya kutengenezea cosmetics. I was very interested nikataka nijue hiyo foreskin inasaidia nini.. I found out kua foreskin ni mojawapo ya ingredients inayotumika kwenye kuondoa makunyanzi - wrinkles! Really!

Nikataka kujua more weird ingredients zinazotumika kwenye cosmetics! Nilichokaje?
1. Ambergris - Matapishi ya Whale - Nyambizi! ( run to the loo ukatapike ) - Ipo kwenye most perfumes

2. Placenta - Nyumba ya uzazi! ( uwwwiiii) - Wrinkle remover ( sikuweza kuweka pic.. it's soo GROSS)
3. Kinyesi cha ndege
4. Mafuta ya kupikia yaliyotumika - face creams, moisturizers
5. Bull Semen ( Yuuuuucccckkkk - katapike tena ) - Shampoo, Conditioner
6. Sumu ya nyoka ( Looh! hii pia ya kuondoa wrinkles )
7. Kinyesi cha ng'ombe ( mtatuua jamani - hii si ni manure? )
8. Human Foreskin - Anti-wrinkle cream
9. Bone Marrow ya kuku - Face cream, moisturiser
10. Magamba ya samaki - (naskia harufu ya shombo) - Nail polish, lipstick ( running to the loo kutapika ) - Mwisho wa mabusu! hahahaha!
11. Mijifuta ya Konokono! ( aaarrrggghhh!!! )


I'm sure hiyo list got you asking which is worse? Matapishi ya whale, bull semen kinyesi au human fore skin? duuu... Urembo taaabu..
Despite all this... wanawake still have to look beautiful - najua tutaendelea kutumia. hehehhehe

Have a blessed week.
xoxo

Names za watoto wetu....

Naomba samahani - because I've been quite kwa muda... Hizi kazi duuu... But sooner than later ntakua poa. Secondly asanteni wote who commented and gave me ideas through blog ya a dear friend and colleague dinamarios.blogspot.com 
Thirdly - Naingia kwenye point yangu kwa leo... For us women - Tukiwa wajawazito siku hizi we can easily tell sex ya mtoto mapema tu kupitia ultra sound hospitalini katika wiki ya 20 hadi 28. Ila pia kuna namna nyingine ( i hear people talking about ) eti wanakuangalia mtoto kaegemea wapi zaidi - ikiwa kulia - its a boy. Ikiwa kushoto - a girl. Eti because Hawa alitoka ubavu wa kushoto wa Adam. Heheheh. I dont believe this.
Anyway kuna pia namna nyingine -

Chinese Lunar Calendars. Huku hua wanaangalia Age ya mama wakati mimba ikitungwa pamoja na mwezi. Check it out.

Wengine wanaangalia mapigo ya mtoto aliye tumboni  fetal heart rate   Eti mapigo yakiwa 140 na zaidi ni mtoto wa kike, yakiwa chini ya hapo ni wa kiume.

All in all hii ilikua tu by the way. My point zaidi ilikua ni wakati wa  kumpa mtoto jina. Je hua munashauriana na mumeo/mkeo jina la mtoto? Na labda how do you choose? Ile style ya zamani - unampa mtoto jina la bibi, babu, shangazi, mjomba? I doubt this, as siku hizi watoto wana majina ya kileo sana. Utaskia Brandon, Kimberly, Jerome, Olivia, Willow, Brandy, Cynthia, Vanessa, Chantelle, Zoe, Durron, Laquisha, Shaniqua, Lucinda, Dwayne, Le Bron, Romeo, Ethan... Aaah too many.. Ongezea tu nawe ukikumbuka.. heheheh.
Anyway - Nilikua nauliza - for example - mumeo ndo kachagua jina la mtoto wa kike... Do you investigate hilo jina kwa nini amelichagua? Do you ever wonder kama LABDA ni jina la ex girlfriend wake maybe? Na LABDA ukishachunguza na kujua kua ni la ex girlfriend utambadilisha mtoto jina? Heheheh .. Patamu hapa.. But well, I was just thinking out loud tu...

Siku njema...

xoxo Barbara Hassan

Promises (Ahadi) Vs Surprises......

How are you?  I hope weekend ilikwenda poa. Star yangu ni Saggitarius (Mshale) - Moja kati ya characteristics za Saggitarius ni kutokua na subira.. I'm so impatient hadi inakera wale walio close to me. Yaani ukinitamkia tu utaniambia au to bring me something mbona utajuta? Constant calls na sms nikiulizia every single day. "Mambo, Jamaniiii... hiyo zawadi vipiiiiii" au "Mbona ur keping me in suspence? Utaniambia lini"   Yaaani napata kiherehere, kimuhemuhe, shauku, kiraruraru etc... Naona kama nimenyimwa kuona mbingu! Taabu tupu... Sipendi kabisa that waiting moment... manake kwangu hua inapelekea mie kuvunjika moyo (dissapointed)
Ila huyo ni mimi.....I prefer kufanyiwa surprise... Kama unataka kuniletea zawadi - usiniambie... ni-surprise tu... Kama kuna jambo unataka kunambia - dont tell me - utaniambia baadaye au siku nyingine. Just tell me hapo hapo and get it over with.

Kuna wengine - labda wewe - ukiahidiwa jambo una uwezo wa kusubiri hadi aliye kupromise atapoamua kukwambia. And labda wewe ni mtu usiyependa surprises so unapendelea zaidi kuahidiwa... Binadamu kweli tuko tofauti sana...
Ila when all is said and done - wewe unapendelea nini zaidi? Kusubiria ahadi au uwe surprised? Na sababu zipi zinapelekea wewe kua hivyo?

Would love to hear from you....
Nawatakia wiki njema na baraka tele.

xoxo
Barbara