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Monday, August 15, 2011

Make Up

Hello my dears,
Kama mwanamke wa the 21st century, moja ya vitu that we can't evade ni make up. Kwa hili naongelea wanja, eye shadow, mascara, lip gloss/ shine/ stick na vikorokoro vingine kibao! Ila the big question is - tunajua make up hizi zinatengenezwa na which ingredients? Last week kwenye Power Breakfast ya Clouds fm kulikua na habari kua mwaka ujao South Africa wataanza kuuza "foreskin" ya vichanga vilivyotairiwa zitakazouzwa Ulaya kutengenezea cosmetics. I was very interested nikataka nijue hiyo foreskin inasaidia nini.. I found out kua foreskin ni mojawapo ya ingredients inayotumika kwenye kuondoa makunyanzi - wrinkles! Really!

Nikataka kujua more weird ingredients zinazotumika kwenye cosmetics! Nilichokaje?
1. Ambergris - Matapishi ya Whale - Nyambizi! ( run to the loo ukatapike ) - Ipo kwenye most perfumes






2. Placenta - Nyumba ya uzazi! ( uwwwiiii) - Wrinkle remover ( sikuweza kuweka pic.. it's soo GROSS)
3. Kinyesi cha ndege
4. Mafuta ya kupikia yaliyotumika - face creams, moisturizers
5. Bull Semen ( Yuuuuucccckkkk - katapike tena ) - Shampoo, Conditioner
6. Sumu ya nyoka ( Looh! hii pia ya kuondoa wrinkles )
7. Kinyesi cha ng'ombe ( mtatuua jamani - hii si ni manure? )
8. Human Foreskin - Anti-wrinkle cream
9. Bone Marrow ya kuku - Face cream, moisturiser
10. Magamba ya samaki - (naskia harufu ya shombo) - Nail polish, lipstick ( running to the loo kutapika ) - Mwisho wa mabusu! hahahaha!
11. Mijifuta ya Konokono! ( aaarrrggghhh!!! )


I'm sure hiyo list got you asking which is worse? Matapishi ya whale, bull semen kinyesi au human fore skin? duuu... Urembo taaabu..
Despite all this... wanawake still have to look beautiful - najua tutaendelea kutumia. hehehhehe





Have a blessed week.
xoxo

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